MANKY MONKEY (published 21 December 2005)
King Kong's stand-in has revealed that he has an acute wind problem.
FUCKSAKE! LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY HANDS! (published 21 December 2005)
Tonal Blare has expressed delight at his newly acquired ginormous digits.
DING DONG (published 14 December 2005)
Box office records smash all over the place with the releases of Iraq war epic, The Liar, The Bitch and the Warlord, Gary Glitter and the Squad That Said Fire! and the Leslie Phillips smash, Ding Dong.