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Put on your orange jump suit, baby. Doghorse and Eclectech have come up with another guaranteed West End smash. See: Guantanamo Bay
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According to some fiercely scientific survey or other, the ladies prefer the deep silky tones of Mr Barry White to the whiny squeaky yelps of a certain Mr Blunt. What better timing then, than to give you, the Reckless readership, an exclusive preview from next week's free CD from The Plagiarist. In this track, you can swoon your bits off as Mr White loses control. Listen: Fuck This Shit (mp3 - right click, save as...)
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Campaigners are vying for new events to be included should Glasgow be successful in its bid for the 2014 Commonwealth games.Delegates from the international Kerby squad are urging organisers to recognise their sport by building six inch high kerbs around stadium running tracks, while the nostalgic athletes association are hoping for a new running event, The Deep Fried Marathon.
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The vice president of Britain, John Prescott, was involved in a shooting incident while out hunting jags at the weekend. It is understood an animal rights campaigner, objecting to Mr Prescott’s playful pastime, intervened during the gun blasting frenzy and was duly peppered with buck shot. Mr Prescott was heard to remark later, ‘I nearly missed the bugger.’
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New NME favourites, Mo Hammet & The Profits release their new plea for world unity. It's puerile, it's lo lo fi and it's here: Kill Together (mp3 - right click, save as...)
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Rolf takes his life in his hands with his latest wacky drawing.
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BARRY
BEATS BLUNT (published
24 February 2006)
KERBY
FOR COMMONWEALTH GAMES (published
17 February 2006)
PRESCOTT
PEPPERS PROTESTER (published
17 February 2006)
LET'S
KILL TOGETHER (published
10 February 2006)
CAN
YOU TELL WHAT IT IS YET? (published
10 February 2006)