SPRINTERS (published 5 September
In another amazing Olympic shock, Tiddles has won gold for Britain in the sniping event.
NO BOAKING (published
5 September 2004)
The government has announced it is to ban boaking in public places.
Civil rights campaigners have called the move a 'diabolical liberty and that.'
Along with the boaking ban, there are also plans to ban choking, joking, poking, soaking and stroking.
Singer/songwriters are also said to be upset at the proposed ban on folking, while frog fanciers have expressed concern about the upcoming ban on croaking.