Ptarmigan - looks like a grouse, lives on the hills
Ptarmigan - looks like Paul McCartney, walks like Heather Mills
If you ever see one, best beware
They'll peck at your sporran and shit in your hair
And shout 'Ya fanny - you're gonnae get it!'
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