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Saturday, October 9, 2021
 

The Muppet Tories

The Muppet Tories

EP of Muppet songs related to the Tory Party

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Theme tune
2. It's Not Easy Being PM
3. Mana Mana (Order! Order!)
4. Boris Beaker
5. Half Way Down The Steps (Douglas Ross)

Stream and download here: The Muppet Tories

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.30 AM Saturday, October 9, 2021

Friday, October 1, 2021
 

Ya Dirty Wee Country Album

Ya Dirty Wee Country Album

Half Bam Half Whisky present a dirty wee country album for dirty wee country fans featuring timeless tunes from the vaults of the Daily Reckless

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Irn Brury Fire And Fury
2. Broken Down Freight Train
3. Running Out Of Energy
4. Kannae Find Chickens
5. Pacific Quay Cowboy
6. Saint Dolly
7. Babybel's Angels
8. Fulsome Brexit Blues
9. Carlaw Jackson
10. The Vilest Nihilist
11. Braemar
12. Torn Between Two Labours
13. Dead Cowboy
14. Falling Out Of Love With Life

Stream and download here: Ya Dirty Wee Country Album

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.10 AM Friday, October 22, 2021

Friday, September 3, 2021
 

Abbasolutely Fucked

Abbasolutely Fucked

Cashing in on the Abba revival, the Daily Reckless presents a compilation of musical political satirical lyrical covers from 2021 so far.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Absolutely Fucked
2. Big Dom's Blouse
3. Boarded Up Towns
4. Flag Shagger
5. Gina Colados
6. High Horses
7. Mutations Of Concern
8. Pint Of Milk For Sir Charles Walker
9. Protect Churchill At All Costs
10. The Sea Is Closed
11. Supply Chain Issues
12. The Country Is Full
13. Top Cunts

Stream and download here: Abbasolutely Fucked

posted by Fat Boab @ 15.10 PM Friday, Setember 03, 2021

Friday, September 3, 2021
 

Ringpiece Of The Tormentors

Ringpiece Of The Tormentors

The fifth Borrissey album, bringing you up to date with all the demented disasters spewing from the deluded British government.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Calling All The Cunts
2. Non Essential Journey
3. Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?
4. Live With It
5. Ping!
6. Drop The Pilot Scheme
7. Pishmonger
8. Boris Is A Coked Up Pervert
9. The More You See Me
10. Surrender (Plague Island variant)
11. Dawn
12. Blame It On The Rona
13. Chain Gang
14. Too Many Johnsons

Stream and download here: Ringpiece Of The Tormentors

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.25 AM Friday, Setember 03, 2021

Monday, August 2, 2021
 

Top Cunts

Top Cunts

A compilation of songs from the Daily Reckless featuring everybody's favourite C word. Warning: Contains Conservatives

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Cuntocracy
2. Boris Is A Lying Cunt
3. Priti - Fey Cunt
4. Jacob Rees Cunt
5. Cuntissentially Cuntish
6. Send In The Cunts
7. Trump Is A Cunt
8. Cunteryfile
9. Cunt Of The Century
10. Manic Cuntday

Stream and download here: Top Cunts

posted by Fat Boab @ 15.35 PM Monday, August 02, 2021

Monday, June 7, 2021
 

Talking Meades

Talking Meades

The first Talking Heads album, except it's Jonathan Meades talking over the music about food, buildings, football and Scotland

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Uh-Oh, Meades Comes to Town
2. Bizarre Feeling
3. Tentative Divisions
4. Happy Off Kilter Daze
5. Where Is It?
6. No Comparison
7. The Book Of Raith
8. Don't Worry About East Fife (Coiffure Clash)
9. Forth Bridge/Falkirk… Career Free
10. Cowdenbeather
11. Pulled Down

Stream and download here: Talking Meades

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.40 AM Monday, June 07, 2021

Sunday, April 25, 2021
 

Lanarky

Lanarky

A musical imagining of Alasdair Gray's 'Lanark' featuring samples from Neu Reekie's 'A Gray Day Broadcast,' excerpts from the 'Gray of the Day' project by The Alasdair Gray Archives and readings by the man himself. 100% unofficial.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Intercalendrical Mist
2. Cliques
3. Dragonhide
4. Grrrrrrravity
5. Midden Rakers
6. The Key
7. John Knox Boozed Up
8. Glasgow
9. Chaos
10. Eating Figs From A Brown Paper Bag
11. Domestic Man
12. Don't You Like Advertisements?
13. Notebooks Out Plagiarists
14. Lanarky

Stream and download here: Lanarky

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.35 AM  Sunday, Apr 25, 2021

Monday, April 12, 2021
 

Parasites

Parasites

All your favourite Daily Reckless songs about Royalty gathered together on one monarchic compilation.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Irrational Anthem
2. We're Not A Racist Family
3. This Prince Was Made For Noncing
4. Charlie Is A Dalek
5. I Don't Know Prince Andrew
6. Dedicated Follower Of Fascism
7. The Nonce Watching Golf
8. Monarchy Mash
9. This Royal House
10. Couldnae Gie A Fuck
11. Greek And 99
12. Braemar
13. Washing My Own Chandeliers
14. Monarchy Medley

Stream and download here: Parasites

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.50 AM  Monday, Apr 12, 2021

Wednesday, February 10, 2021
 

Now That's What I Call Scotland

Now That's What I Call Scotland

The Daily Reckless presents a collection of Caledonian based anthems to stir your loins, or any other part of your anatomy.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Wee Country
2. Jocko Euro
3. If Burns Was Alive Today
4. No Smacking, No Fracking, No Union Jacking
5. Here In Scotland
6. Haggis Bombs
7. Children Of The Devolution
8. Closer
9. Scotching The Stereotypes
10. A Drunk Man Looks At Throbbing Thistle (part 5)
11. Bannockburning
12. The Declaration Of Arbroath
13. Scotland Made Me

Stream and download here: Now That's What I Call Scotland

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.00 AM  Wednesday, Feb 10, 2021

Monday, December 28, 2020
 

That Was The Covid Year That Was

That Was The Covid Year That Was

The ultimate compilation of rona songs from the anals of the Daily Reckless in the year of our covid 2020.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Is That Covid?
2. Get Mad
3. I Don't Remember Crowds
4. Corona Con
5. Chris Whitty
6. Facebook Expert
7. Keep The Heid
8. Hermit
9. Covid 19 Killed All Of The Bars
10. Aberdeen Anguish
11. 50 Ways To Leave Your Comedy Career
12. Masks On, We're All Marxists Now
13. Fear Of Cotton
14. Lockdown 2
15. Eat Out To Help Out
16. Daniel Rashford
17. Fatima
18. My Spreadsheet Is Full
19. Van Der Plague Generator
20. Gie's A Shot

Stream and download here: That Was The Covid Year That Was

posted by Fat Boab @ 14.00 PM  Monday, Dec 28, 2020

Friday, December 18, 2020
 

The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.2

The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.2

Another smashing compilation of some of the best non-covid songs in the Daily Reckless from the most bizarre year yet.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg Please
2. Thrusting Swords Into Thousands Of Civil Servants
3. All For Unionism
4. Cancelled With Tears In My Eyes
5. Theresa Coffey - Way To Go
6. A Cold Tinny In KG
7. If You Want That Dream To Come True
8. A Glaswegian In Kensington Sainsbury's
9. The Heating's On
10. Hurkle-Durkling
11. Jeremy Corbyn's Brother
12. Julia
13. Lady Bauchle
14. Let's Do It
15. I Played Pong In The Chip Shop In The 70s
16. Ruth Britannia
17. Say It Ain't No
18. Sharon
19. Pulling Down The Statues
20. This Royal House

Stream and download here: The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.2

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.40 PM  Friday, Dec 18, 2020

Wednesday, December 9, 2020
 

The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.1

The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.1

First compilation of some of the best non-covid songs in the Daily Reckless from a very busy year

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Scottish Tory Six Chip Twat
2. David Marshall
3. Tony Blair's Mortgage Advisor
4. Sue, You Are Shouting At Tea
5. S.C.U.M.
6. Sarah Smith
7. Rutherglen
8. The Price Of Tripe
9. Oh, The Pretty Things
10. Michael Portillo's Red Chinos
11. Jimmy Savile Was A Philanthropist
12. Olly Murs
13. Northampton Feeling
14. The Nonce Watching Golf
15. No Life Left In The Union
16. Walk The Wark
17. Desmond Swayne
18. I Wouldn't Touch A Russian With A Ten Foot Pole
19. Margaret Thatcher Y Fronts
20. It All Now

Stream and download here: The Best of the Daily Reckless 2020 Vol.1

posted by Fat Boab @ 16.00 PM  Wednesday, Dec 09, 2020

Friday, December 4, 2020
 

Radio Sick Music

Radio Sick Music

Composed during lockdown, decomposed in time for Christmas - the latest album from Half Bam Half Whisky

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Staying In For The Summer
2. Raison D'etre
3. Grim Reality
4. Moronic Couples Shopping Together
5. Climbing Up The Walls
6. Introverted Extrovert
7. Half Bam Half Whisky
8. Poor Me
9. Half Man Half Biscuit Tinnitus
10. Neighbourhood Stasi
11. Scottish Political Anoraks
12. Radio Sick Music

Stream and download here: Radio Sick Music

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Friday, Dec 04, 2020

Thursday, November 26, 2020
 

Lying On The Job

Lying On The Job

The latest album from Borrissey featuring more songs and sideswipes from the annals of the Daily Reckless

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Help Yourself (feat. Elvis Mcgonagall)
2. It's My Party (VE Day Mix)
3. Fucking Press Ups?
4. Ain't No Boat
5. Peter Pandemic (Wetherspoons Wasteland)
6. Modern Major Orator
7. Boris On Tour
8. How To Speak English
9. There’s No Such Thing As A Border
10. Don’t Come Back You Wanker
11. Rogue State
12. These People
13. Tiers Of A Clown
14. Think Of A Number

Stream and download here: Infamous Last Words

posted by Fat Boab @ 15.35 AM  Thursday, Nov 26, 2020

Tuesday, November 24, 2020
 

Infamous Last Words

Infamous Last Words

At last - the last Supertrump album. Four years of madness and stupidity reaches its bitter end.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Stupidology
2. Is This Like Flu?
3. Hydroxychloroquine
4. Disinfectant Inferno
5. Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
6. Lower Than The World
7. A Little Tin Of Soup
8. The Dark Shadows
9. Fuck Christmas
10. Still Counting
11. Waiting For Biden
12. Rudy
13. Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don't Cry)
14. Go Now

Stream and download here: Infamous Last Words

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.40 AM  Tuesday, Nov 24, 2020

Monday, November 23, 2020
 

Now That's What I Call Lockdown Christmas

Now That's What I Call Lockdown Christmas

The only Christmas album you'll need for 2020. A compilation of some all time classics with a yuletide covid twist. Get it in your social bauble now.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Don't Come, All Ye Faithful
2. I'm Dreaming of a White, Crisp Mask
3. Hark! The Herald Hand Gels Sing
4. Feliz Covidad
5. What Christmas Means Two Me-tre
6. Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm
7. Pfizer Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
8. The First No Smell
9. Trackin' Around The Christmas Tree
10. A Hands Face Spaceman Came Travelling
11. Normal By Christmas
12. We're Forever Forming Baubles
13. Horrortale In New Yoker
14. Oh Piss, Tier Three

Stream and download here: Now That's What I Call Lockdown Christmas

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.55 AM  Monday, Nov 23, 2020

Monday, October 26, 2020
 

The Tweets And Wisdom Of Ian Brown

The Tweets And Wisdom Of Ian Brown

Recorded for posterity - songs based on the increasingly hysterical and dangerously wrong-headed tweets of the ex Stone Roses singer. Oh dear.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Oh Fuck, It's Ian Brown
2. He's Not Unusual
3. He Bumps His Gums
4. Granny Killers
5. Bad Bad Ian Brown
6. Nazi Vaxes
7. Covid 1984
8. Stay At Home, Ian Brown
9. Why Is Everybody Always Picking On Me?
10. Big Pharma Twist
11. Drama And Lies
12. I Am The Misconception

Stream and download here: The Tweets And Wisdom Of Ian Brown

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.00 AM  Monday, Oct 26, 2020

Friday, August 28, 2020
 

Six Months Later

Six Months Later

Imagine a world where The Beatles were still around and had been forced into isolation only to emerge six months later having to re-evaluate their back catalogue. Imagine.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Six Months Ago
2. We've Been Abandoned At The Bottom Of The Sea
3. Can't Buy Me House
4. She’s Just Noticed Her Childhood Bedroom Is On Airbnb
5. Get Barack Back
6. Benefits Cut For Mr Kite
7. Strawberry Fields Commandeered For Student Flats
8. Please Please Yourself Now
9. I Wanna Hold Your Hand Luggage
10. And Your Bird Has Been Illegally Poached
11. Maybe Keep Your Mum Out Of This
12. Me And My Monkey Now Internalising Our Emotions
13. Maxwell Meets The Krays
14. Octopus Consults Alan Titchmarsh
15. She Adjusted My Ballcock
16. Bus Replacement Blues
17. Baby, You've Been Cancelled
18. Flatpack Replacement
19. Tomorrow Wins Mastermind
20. All You Need Is Counselling

Stream and download here: Six Months Later

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.00 AM  Friday, Aug 28, 2020

Friday, June 5, 2020
 

The Great Dominic Swindle

The Great Dominic Swindle

A whole album's worth of songs about the prime minister's aide who broke the rules of lockdown and stirred a nation's anger - Dominic Cummings.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Dominic
2. Cummings!
3. Ballad Of Dom And Bojo
4. Truth Twisters
5. A Dom In Downing Street
6. Dom Promised You A Rose Garden
7. Hard Day's Lying
8. I'm Sorry (Not Sorry)
9. Testing Out My Vision
10. Bizarre Love Triangle (Wakefield/Cummings/Johnson mix)
11. Stand By Your Dom/Professor Van Tam
12. Entitlement, Coke And Champagne
13. Not Moving On
14. Zealous Guy
15. My Way

Stream and download here: The Great Dominic Swindle

posted by Fat Boab @ 12.15 PM  Friday, Jun 05, 2020

Wednesday, March 11, 2020
 

Laughtivism

Laughtivism

A journey through the life of Tommy Mackay.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Intro - Laughtivism
2. Game Of Life
3. Dad On
4. 59 Years From Kelso
5. Mexborough Miner
6. Where I Live
7. Waiting For Life
8. Cinammon Flavoured Dental Floss
9. Hard Shoulder
10. Filling Out Forms
11. Leith FM
12. Start And Cease
13. Scotland Made Me
14. Glenrothes Thomas
15. NRS Hotel
16. I Think That's What A Lot Of People Think

Stream and download here: Laughtivism

posted by Fat Boab @ 12.30 PM  Wednesday, Mar 11, 2020

Sunday, March 08, 2020
 

Kirona Vi Rus

Kirona Vi Rus

The virus it is safe to share - a collection of coronavirus ditties from the Daily Reckless

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. I Touch My Face
2. Is This Like Flu?
3. I Saw Mommy Nicking Sanitisers
4. Stranded At The Gas Station Of Love
5. Coronavirus
6. Achoo

Stream and download here: Kirona Vi Rus

posted by Fat Boab @ 012.30 PM  Sunday, Mar 08, 2020

Friday, March 06, 2020
 

Now That's What I Call Reckless - 20th Anniversary

Now That's What I Call Reckless - 20th Anniversary

For 20 years, the Daily Reckless has continued to relentlessly pump out satirical sideswipes, many with a Caledonian bent, starting with topical parodies and gradually evolving into the paper that sings the news. From a pool of around 1000 songs, here we present twenty of the most popular/notorious.

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. My Beautiful Ninja
2. Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
3. Kurt Cobana
4. King of the Swingers
5. Big John Smeaton
6. Philosophy
7. John Prescott
8. Anthea Turner's Cock
9. Bohemian Anchovy
10. Hurricane Bawbag
11. Just Say Yes
12. Save Our Macaroni Pie
13. Michael White's Moustache
14. Trump Is A Cunt
15. I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member
16. You Talk Shite, Hen
17. Davey I Love You
18. Where Do Santa’s Reindeer Shit?
19. Mark Francois
20. Boris Is A Lying Cunt

Stream and download here: Now That's What I Call Reckless - 20th Anniversary

posted by Fat Boab @ 012.30 PM  Friday, Mar 06, 2020

Monday, February 03, 2020
 

Isis? What Isis?

Isis? What Isis?

The third Supertrump album, bringing together the latest batch of Trump songs from the Daily Reckless.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Madman Across The Water
2. B-A-B-Y
3. The Cancer Is Blowing In The Wind
4. Only In The Panhandle
5. Oh Supertrump
6. Sea Of Love
7. I Never Have Read The Bible
8. Dumber And Dumberer
9. Who Knew? England
10. Sand And Death
11. Boos, Donald, It's Boos
12. I Don't Know Prince Andrew
13. Impeaches
14. Natome
15. Cunt Of The Century

Stream and download here: Isis? What Isis?

posted by Fat Boab @ 010.35 AM  Monday, Feb 03, 2020

Tuesday, January 28, 2020
 

Eat The Meatless

Eat The Meatless

A collection of Beatles related tracks from the annals of The Daily Reckless

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Imagine Richard Dawkins
2. Billy Cheese
3. Doing It With It
4. Telt
5. Boris's Yellow Hammer
6. Kayak
7. Please Appease Me
8. Club Together
9. In Recognition (Sean Connery remix)
10. Dear Ringo
11. Hey Jude Law
12. Imagine There's No Lennon
13. Brexitday
14. Working Class Tory

Stream and download here: Eat The Meatless

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Tuesday, Jan 28, 2020

Wednesday, January 22, 2020
 

Five Go On An Ego Trip

Five Go On An Ego Trip

The original five Labour leadership candidates immortalised in song before they dissapear into obscurity.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Here In Scotland
2. I’ve Been To Amsterdam
3. Emily Thornberry
4. Keir Starmer
5. Handy Nandy

Stream and download here: Five Go On An Ego Trip

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.55 PM  Wednesday, Jan 22, 2020

Friday, January 17, 2020
 

I'm Your Refugee

I'm Your Refugee

Borrissey's third album. Composed of tunes culled from the Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Ban It
2. Technology Lessons
3. What A State
4. Boris In Scotland
5. I Get So Drunk I Don't Know Who I'm Voting For
6. The Moocher
7. Great Little Britain
8. Oligarchy In The UK
9. Relate
10. Jellyfish Johnson
11. Talented Coloured People
12. The Book Of Jenny Says
13. Put A Phone in Your Pocket/Laura
14. Get This Done
15. Get John Donne
16. Get It Up Ye

Stream and download here: I'm Your Refugee

posted by Fat Boab @ 13.30 PM  Friday, Jan 17, 2020

Tuesday, January 7, 2020
 

Daily Reckless 2019

Daily Reckless 2019

Some of the best tunes of 2019 from the Daily Reckless

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Mark Francois
2. Chuka Umunna Is Big Cleggy
3. Failing
4. Noader Daim
5. Monday Night’s Alright For A Considerable Affray
6. Splash The Fash
7. Ballad Of Matt Hancock
8. Liz Truss
9. Swinson (Starry Starry Eyed)
10. Fuck Off Scotland
11. Gove On 45
12. The Declaration Of Arbroath
13. No Smacking, No Fracking, No Union Jacking
14. Rory Stewart (Let’s Talk About Brexit)
15. Doing It With It
16. Kicked In The Head By A Horse
17. P.O.P.P.I.E.S
18. Their Mummies All Told Them They’re Clever
19. Gie Us Some Peace
20. Someone’s Had A Lot Of Sex In This Uber

Stream and download here: Daily Reckless 2019

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.15 AM  Tuesday, Jan 07, 2020

Wednesday, September 25, 2019
 

Boooooooooooooo!

Boooooooooooooo!

A criminal record to reflect the criminal record of Boris Johnson's reign so far, featuring a whole pile of hits from the Daily Reckless.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Thicker Than Lulu
2. Axe Me
3. Back Door Boris
4. I Am The Boris
5. Boos, Boris, It's Boos
6. Telt
7. Shorting The Pound
8. Prorogue Mahone
9. My Bruvver
10. Dominic
11. Please Leave My Town
12. Brexit's Yellow Hammer
13. Ride A Black Swan
14. There's No Press Here
15. Stop Prorogation
16. Dead In A Ditch

Stream and download here: Boooooooooooooo!

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.20 AM  Wednesday, Sept 25, 2019

Tuesday, September 3, 2019
 

Recklesses

Recklesses

James Joyce gets the Reckless treatment on this high concept album based on the greatest book ever written, Ulysses. Pop culture at its best.

 

 

 

 

 

Track listing:

1. Buck Mulligan
2. History Is A Nightmare
3. Proteus
4. Leopold Bloom's Kitchen
5. Beware Of Henry Flower
6. Funeral Flesh
7. You'll Never See An Advert In The Daily Reckless
8. Let's Eat
9. Shall I Compare Thee To Ann Summers, Dear?
10. Cognitive Dissonance
11. The Sound Of Sirens
12. The Citizen
13. Gerty MacDowell Syndrome
14. Oxen of the Sun
15. Swinging From The Chandeliers
16. Cabman's Shelter
17. Recapitulate
18. Yes O Yes

Stream and download here: Recklesses

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.10 AM  Tuesday, Sept 3, 2019

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