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Tuesday, July 23, 2019
 

"Arse"

A compilation of songs about the biggest clown yet. Includes covers of The Smiths, Pulp, The Temptations, The Osmonds, Generation X and many more...

Track listing:

1. This Charmless Man
2. Gammon People
3. Boris Is A Lying Cunt
4. Brexit And America
5. Crazy Boris
6. Kim Darroch
7. We Have Blinked
8. Bendy Bus Boris
9. Brexit Clown
10. Boris Johnson's Baby Farm
11. Project Farce
12. Boris The Ligor
13. Porton Down

Stream and download here: "Arse"

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.55 AM  Tuesday, July 23, 2019

Friday, June 28, 2019
 

Birdwatching For Punks

Mixing twitching with pogoing - a unique blend of ornithology and punk rock. Features versions of songs by The Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols and many more.

Track listing:

1. Ptarmigan
2. The Curlew And The Oyster Catcher
3. I Wanna See A Great Tit
4. Swallow Magpie
5. Jilted Swan
6. Ever Covered A Dove With Savlon?
7. I Fought The Craw (And The Craw Won)
8. Sparrow
9. Thrush
10. Meep Meep Meep
11. Tiny Gulls
12. EMU

Stream and download here: Birdwatching For Punks

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.45 AM  Friday, June 28, 2019

Monday, May 13, 2019
 

Pointless

When Jean Paul Saltire is a contestant on the quiz show, Pointless, the result is...nausea. The most joyfully depressing album you'll ever hear.

Track listing:

1. Reckless And Pointless
2. Let's Meet The Contestants
3. The Age Of Reason
4. Being And Nothingness
5. Existence
6. Coveted Trophy
7. Lockdown
8. 100 People
9. Nausea
10. What Essence
11. Awry
12. Sartre's Bike
13. Insignificance

Stream and download here: Pointless

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.05 AM  Monday, May 13, 2019

Saturday, March 23, 2019
 

A 'B' Road

A Half Bam Half Whisky salute to the ridiculosly embarassing Nigel Farage and his loyal band of fools as they march to London.

Track listing:

1. March Of The Faragese Children
2. Caravan Of Leave
3. Epic Protest March
4. Making Placards For Nigel
5. Walking With Farage
6. Sensible Shoes
7. I’ve Got A Flask If Anyone’s Thirsty
8. Village Green GPS Society
9. Pullover Or Jumper, Baby
10. To London From Sunderland
11. Oh! The Cinematography
12. Don’t Park Under My Apple Tree
13. These Boots Won’t Get To Woking

Stream and download here: A 'B' Road

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.45 AM  Saturday, March 23, 2019

Monday, March 4, 2019
 

SingalongaMay

Half Bam Half Whisky present totally topical (at time of recording) tory tunes guaranteed to gie ye the boak.

Track listing:

1. Cockney Brexit Knees Up
2. Go Brexit
3. David Davis Eyes
4. Nanny Is A Nazi
5. Nothing Has Changed
6. She Sells Brexit
7. There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Lie
8. May's Monkeys
9. Stockpiling My Beans For You
10. Summer Recess
11. A Pig Boy Did It And Ran Away
12. The Diarrhoea Of A Madwoman (I Resign)
13. I Am Not A Fish-Thrower
14. Nebulous
15. They Shoot Horseshit Don’t They?
16. It’s Raining Contempt
17. No Sympathy For The Drivel
18. Mouldy May
19. Special Place In Hell
20. Posh People

Stream and download here: SingalongaMay

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.25 AM  Monday, March 4, 2019

Friday, February 22, 2019
 

Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump

Supertrump present a brand new collection featuring some of the most fantastical outpourings from Doxy's mouth, accompanied by some classic tunes.

Track listing:

1. Forever In Good Genes
2. The Wheel Is Older Than The Wall
3. Nobody Has More Brains Than Me
4. Diet Of No Fibre
5. Inflatable Donald
6. News Flash
7. There Was No Collusion
8. Socks On Fire
9. Mr Trump Is Magic
10. Raking Bad
11. Jim Acosta In The White House
12. She Conned Her Papa (Ivanka)
13. He Only Killed One Journalist
14. Einstein? Uh Go Go
15. Music Was My Potus

Stream and download here: Cunt Of The Century

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.25 AM  Friday, February 22, 2019

Monday, January 28, 2019
 

Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads

A compilation of songs old and new featuring everyone's favourite feisty Fifer.

Track listing:

1. Gordon Brown (superhero mix)
2. Let's Get Fiscal
3. Dour Prudence
4. Stand And Deliver
5. Bigoted Woman
6. Perfect Skint
7. King Of Kirkcaldy
8. I'm The Manse
9. Crash Gordon vs Mandy
10. The Sun and Gordon Brown Are No More
11. I'm Serious
12. Let's Get Down with James Gordon Brown

Stream and download here: Gordon Brown Sings Political Ballads

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.40 AM  Monday, January 28, 2019

Friday, December 21, 2018
 

A Christmas Gift For Ye

A compilation of the very best Christmas songs around from the Daily Reckless, featuring The Sensational Alex Salmond Band, Half Bam Half Whisky, They Might Be Gannets and Tommy Mackay. Gorge yersels!

Track listing:

1. Where Do Santa's Reindeer Shit?
2. Quotidian Pangs Of Existential Dread
3. O Come All Ye Pundits
4. Give Peas A Chance
5. Philip Schofield's Coming To Town
6. Yellow Christmas
7. Krankie Panky
8. I Wish I Could Be Legless Every Day
9. David Attenborough, Where's Your Camera?
10. Noel Yell
11. Bored Again Christians
12. Sausage Roll Away The Stone
13. Selectionist Box
14. Merry Christmas

Stream and download here: A Christmas Gift For Ye

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Friday, December 21, 2018

Monday, November 19, 2018
 

40 Odd Years Of The Fall - the LP

To tie in with the book, 40 Odd Years Of The Fall, available here, here is a collection of new songs by Tommy Mackay inspired by The Fall.

Track listing:

1. 40 Odd Years Of The Fall
2. Dance This MES Around
3. Granny On Bongos
4. Fall On You
5. Curmudgeon
6. Fall Clichés
7. D'Ye Ken John Peel?
8. Not Appreciated
9. Fi's Fags
10. All Fall Down
11. No Musos
12. Everyone Knows Someone Who's Been In The Fall

Stream and download here: 40 Odd Years Of The Fall - the LP

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Monday, November 19, 2018

Monday, June 11, 2018
 

Questionable Times

In this unique concept album, Half Bam Half Whisky explore the madcap adventures of the audience and panel on BBC's Question Time. Contains nuts. And jakeballs.

Track listing:

1. The Panel
2. Jakeballs
3. BBC - You're An Embarrassment
4. Gammon
5. In The Name Of
6. Jesus Was A Refugee
7. I've Never Seen A Straight Bannana
8. Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
9. Groove Is In The Sharkey
10. Chemical Weapons
11. Porton Down
12. Fulsome Brexit Blues
13. Rack and Ruin
14. Old English Spangles

Free download here: Questionable Times

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Monday, June 11, 2018

Wednesday, May 30, 2018
 

Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

Another glittering compilation - this time of songs about the leaders of the Scottish Labour and Tory parties. With apologies to Robert Wyatt.

Track listing:

1. Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
2. The Burly Men Of Annan
3. Keir Hardy (sic)
4. Day Job
5. Dickie
6. Constitutional Crisis
7. Reserved Or Devolved?
8. I Gotta Abstain
9. Colonel Gadaftie
10. Jeremy Corbyn's Beard
11. Fratricide
12. Delete! Delete! Delete!

Free download here: Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.15 AM  Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Monday, May 14, 2018
 

Reckless In America by Supertrump

A glittering compilation of Trump related stramash-ups from the vaults of the Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

Track listing:

1. Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
2. Crowds
3. Uranium
4. You're So Vain
5. Nightphubbing
6. Witch Hunt
7. Modern Day Presidential
8. Irn Brury Fire and Fury
9. Girther
10. Guns In A Classroom
11. Stormy
12. Hannity!
13. New Korea Opportunities
14. Good Day At The White House
15. Bigmouth Tweets Again
16. Robert DeNiro's Fighting
17. Iran's So Far Away
18. Jerusalem
19. Mistra President
20. Hair Tonic
21. Trump Is A Cunt

Free download here: Reckless In America

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Monday, May 14, 2018

Friday, April 27, 2018
 

The Ross Boys

It's a long story involving two Scottish Tory MPs who resemble Zippy and George from Rainbow. Basically, one of them went to Iraq and posed on Saddam Hussein's throne for a laugh and the other one's also an assistant referee. Together they are...... fucking useless.

Track listing:

1. My Inner Dictator
2. R.O.S.S.
3. The Assistant Referee's Alphabet
4. Tory Boys
5. Tory
6. Zippy and George
7. The Hoover
8. Fashion Tips For Footballers
9. Tory In A Foodbank
10. It Wisnae Me

Free download here: The Ross Boys

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.00 AM  Friday, Apr 27, 2018

Friday, March 2, 2018
 

Slime Of The Times

Compilation of totally topical tunes by Half Bam Half Whisky from the Daily Reckless. Featuring some of the slimiest creatures currently stalking the earth.

Track listing:

1. Davey I Love You
2. You're So Vain
3. Coment On The Latest Jackie Baillie Pish
4. Neil Oliver
5. Nick Robinson
6. Ophelia
7. Dickie
8. Bigmouth Tweets Again
9. Priti - Fey Cunt
10.Free Fallon
11.Solid Gold Easy Redaction (Anas Sarwar edit)
12.Guns In A Classroom
13.Dystopia
14.Another Dick In The Cooncil
15.Gammon In Disguise
16.Cheddar Man Meets Ketamine Kate
17.Baroness 4 Life
18.Flegs
19.Girther
20.I Just Don't Know What To Do With My Cock
21.Toby Young, Oh What A Twat

Free download here: Slime Of The Times

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Friday, Mar 02, 2018

Monday, December 4, 2017
 

Kez Enduction Hour

Concept album from The Foul about former Scottish Labour leader, Kezia Dugdale's adventures in the reality TV show 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here.'

Track listing:

1. Stranded In The Jungle
2. The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight
3. Spider Killer
4. Woman At Work Down Under
5. Hexotica
6. Kezmania
7. Day Job
8. The Ravages Of Rampant Capitalism
9. Sympathy For The Kezmanian Devil
10.Bull Penis Smoothie
11.Sea Kelp
12.Arseholes At Night
13.Bug Day
14.Mere Pseud Maggots
15.Hexen Derivative
16.Guitarzan

Free download here: Kez Enduction Hour

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Monday, Dec 04, 2017

Thursday, August 31, 2017
 

Kez

As the latest in a long long line of Scottish Labour leaders waves farewell, Tommy Mackay releases a commemorative EP to remember her by.

Track listing:

1. It's Ma Pairty
2. Kez
3. Kezia Dugdale's Dad
4. Bye Bye Kezia
5. Scottish Labour

Free download here: Kez

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.00 AM  Thursday, Aug 31, 2017

Monday, August 7, 2017
 

Caledonia Uber Alles

The first album from Scotland's answer to Half Man Half Biscuit featuring a bumper crop of warped cover versions of familiar tunes. Totally topical (at time of publication) and free. Not for the easily offended or sensitive of ear.

Track listing:

1. Do The Queensferry Walk
2. Modern Day Presidential
3. Caledonia Uber Alles
4. Jeremy Corbyn
5. Schrödinger's Referendum (Can I Get A Reset?)
6. Colonel Gadaftie
7. Cuntisentially Cuntish
8. Fields Of Wheat
9. Theresa May Is A Shitebag
10. Hot Take
11. Looking After The One Show
12. Reasons To Hate Tories Part Three
13. 500 Quid
14. Strong And Stable
15. Crush The Saboteurs
16. Brexit Clown
17. Spanish Rock
18. Stickers On A Statue
19. King Of Kirkcaldy (Fade Away And Radiate)
20. Now Is Not The Time
21. Wicker May

Free download here: Caledonia Uber Alles

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.10 AM  Monday, Aug 7, 2017

Friday, July 21, 2017
 

All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit

Scotland's answer to Half Man Half Biscuit release their first E.P. featuring Caledonian reworkings of classic HMHB tunes.

Track listing:

1. All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit
2. 99% Of Little England Love Nigel Farage
3. The George Osborne Stance
4. Vatican Broadside (Old Treasury Version)
5. It's Clichéd To Be Cynical At Christmas

Free download here: All I Want For Christmas Is A Torphichen Inn Away Kit

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.30 AM  Friday, Jul 21, 2017

Monday, June 12, 2017
 

The Sun Says

On June 8th 2017 The Sun's front page urged its readers to vote Tory and listed what they saw as Jeremy Corbyn's characteristics. I have turned this ridiculous list into songs, each lasting about one minute.

Track listing:

1. Terrorists' Friend
2. Useless On Brexit
3. Destroyer Of Jobs
4. Enemy Of Business
5. Massive Tax Hikes
6. Puppet Of Unions
7. Nuclear Surrender
8. Ruinous Spending
9. Open Immigration
10. Marxist Extremist

Free download here: The Sun Says

posted by Fat Boab @ 10.35 AM  Monday, Jun 12, 2017

Monday, April 10, 2017
 

It's Turned Out Shite Again

An homage to George Formby - updating some of his greatest hits with some originals and a Bob Dylan and Tom Robinson cover.

Track listing:

1. Do You Agree With The Lady On The Gangway?
2. I'm Hanging From A Lampost
3. I've Got A Right Big Bastard Of A Flannel
4. When I'm Rebooting Windows
5. With My Little Schtick Of Post Punk Rock
6. Ukelele Delay
7. War Ukelele
8. Tommy Sheppard
9. May Medley

Free download here: It's Turned Out Shite Again

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.35 AM  Monday, Apr 10, 2017

Monday, March 27, 2017
 

Soshul Meeja

EP featuring songs about social media.

Track listing:

1. Do You Know What You're Scrolling For?
2. Let's Flounce
3. Subtweet Good To Me
4. You Talk Shite, Hen
5. Eat Y'Self Twitter
6. Necessary Hashtag

Free download here: Soshul Meeja

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.45 AM  Monday, Mar 27, 2017

Monday, March 6, 2017
 

Dirty Washing

As the BBC incorrectly announced the death of Mark E Smith on his 60th birthday, a collection of rare Fall backing tracks with vocals and lyrics by The Foul emerged. This is them.

Track listing:

1. Porn Stash
2. 80s Embra Man
3. Aurora Borealis Through The Looking Glass
4. Here Come The Whips
5. Hit The Nazi
6. Bagpipe Music
7. The Endarkenment
8. Comedians Obedience Class
9. Born Wealthy
10. Hell
11. An Englishman On Leith Walk

Free download here: Dirty Washing

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.10 AM  Monday, Mar 06, 2017

Tuesday, February 28, 2017
 

Straight Bananas

Compilation of 20 stramash-up hits from the recent past as featured in The Daily Reckless - the paper that sings the news.

Track listing:

1. I've Never Seen A Straight Banana
2. Sadiq Khan
3. Fratricide
4. My Baby Is Tied To A Timebomb
5. Crowds
6. Appease Me
7. Nightphubbing
8. Mistra President
9. Alsatian Strangulation
10. Wobbly Rocket
11. Delete! Delete! Delete!
12. Closer
13. No To Joy
14. My Cuckoo Queue
15. There's No-one Quite Like My Sister in Law's Ex Husband's Nephew
16. Silly Nob Gags
17. Compulsive Liar
18. Uranium
19. Storm Doris
20. Bird Chopping Eco Crucifixes Of Your Mind

Free download here: Straight Bananas

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Tuesday, Feb 28, 2017

Tuesday, November 29, 2016
 

Return Of The Living Dead

Three old horrors have threatened to return to the political arena. This will not end well. A frightful collection.

Track listing:

1. Future Dog End
2. Frightfully Posh Halloween (apocalyptic remix)
3. Tony Blair's Monkeys (undead version)
4. The Lizard Of Osborne (horny version)
5. Slab Boys (full moon mix)
6. Damaged Red Goods
7. George Osborne Stance
8. S-O-C-I-A-L-I-S-M (recreatured)
9. I Will Be With You, Whatever (Cuntageddon mix)
10. Gideon Ding Dong
11. Corona Not Glue (ghoul mix)
12. Tony & The Hand Jive
13. I Gotta Abstain
14. Campbell's Sauce

Free download here: Return Of The Living Dead

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.00 AM  Tuesday, Nov 29, 2016

Tuesday, November 15, 2016
 

Black Paternoster

The Gosple According to Matt Berry, Mark E Smith, Luke Haines and John Lydon.

Track listing:

1. Black Paternoster
2. Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?
3. Relaxation
4. In An Age Of Bland And Chipper Compliance
5. Empire State Peel
6. Johnny Killer
7. The Confidence Of Henry Glass Pants
8. Totally Cunted
9. Fall Fan
10. Yes O Yes
11. Right! Noise

Free download here: Black Paternoster

posted by Fat Boab @ 14.25 AM  Tuesday, Nov 15, 2016

Monday, October 17, 2016
 

Stramash Ups

A collection of scurrilous satirical songs parodying old tunes and mostly stealing their original backing tracks. Satiraoke if you will.

Track listing:

1. Corbyn Calling
2. Fluffy Mundy
3. It's Different For Toffs
4. Supercalifragilisticcircumjackcencrastus
5. Move Eddie Mountain
6. Torn Between Two Labours
7. Little Willy Rennie
8. I Wanna Marry A Muirfield Member
9. Careless Memo
10. Kez
11. Rowling, Trolling, Trolling
12. I Will Be With You, Whatever
13. Fight The Right
14. Duncan Hothersall
15. Ed Balls

Free download here: Stramash Ups

posted by Fat Boab @ 09.35 AM  Monday, Oct 17, 2016

Wednesday, October 12, 2016
 

Tales From The Locker Room

Following Donald Trump's pathetic excuse for locker room banter, supergroup The Jung Ones share their witheringly acerbic psychoanalysis on an unsuspecting world. Careful with those towels boys!

Track listing:

1. Trump Is A Cunt
2. Robert DeNiro's Fighting
3. Fawlty Tenements
4. Theresa!
5. Eat Y'Self Twitter
6. The Burly Men Of Annan
7. KKKaye Took My Radio Away
8. Corbynmania
9. Project Farce
10. Where's Captain Eck?
11. Chilcot
12. Disnaeland
13. The Mumbling Song
14. Noel Edmonds' Cancer Box
15. Aw Fuck It's Andrew Lloyd Webber

Free download here: Tales From The Locker Room

posted by Fat Boab @ 11.15 AM  Wednesday, Oct 12, 2016

Tuesday, July 26, 2016
 

Bam Glam

A spectacularly glamorous affair in collaboration with top cartoonist and deviant master of mayhem, Greg Moodie. "Daftness with a razor sharp topical edge. Essential fun for indyref survivors and closet glamrockers" - Lesley Riddoch

Track listing:

1. John McTernan Says (You're Unelectable)
2. Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)
3. The Ballad Of Moody Greg
4. Mascot
5. Duke Of Buccleuch
6. Malcolm The Bruce
7. Michael White's Moustache
8. Save Our Macaroni Pie
9. The Lizard Of Osborne
10. Fist Pumping With IDS
11. Better Yourself
12. Throw Me In The Sex Bin
13. Children of the Devolution

Free download here: Bam Glam

posted by Fat Boab @ 08.44 AM  Tuesday, Jul 26, 2016

Friday, April 15, 2016
 

Island of Dr Moreau - The Musical

At last - a musical based on the H.G. Wells horror story about a doctor experimenting with human/animal hybrids on a remote island.

Track listing:

1. Intro (At The Residents Drive-In)
2. Mix Up The Species - Average White Bandicoot
3. Are We Not Manatees? - Deervo
4. The Man Whose Inner Hedgehog Expanded - The Falcon
5. Vivi Vivisection A Man After Midnight - Abaa
6. I Need Moreau - Piggy Pop
7. Boris The Ligor - To Whit The Who
8. Jackie Rockingbird - Reckless Eric The Half A Bee Gee
9. Swallow Magpie - The Ram Ones
10. Chicken War Pinnochio Man - Edwin Starfish
11. A Bird's Arse In Your Soul - They Might Be Gannets
12. When A Man Loves A Wombat - Percy Slug
13. Doctor My Hybrids - Bison Five
14. Ever Covered A Dove With Savlon - Baz Cox
15. We Can Be Hybrids - David Bo-Weevil & Lou Reed Warbler

Free download here: Isand of Dr Moreau - The Musical

posted by Fat Boab @ 12.40 PM  Friday, Apr 15, 2016

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