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The agony uncle who travels incognito to avoid
affidavits
by
Perry Estelle

Edgy Britwit logic chopping on the loose

This week: Book Titles

“Tiny Penises” Volume One by Justin Barely

“Tiny Penises” Volume Two by Luka Maggot

“”The Property Market” by Lisa Smallholding

“Saving Energy” by Peter Out

“How to Grovel” Volume One by Neil Doon

“How to Grovel” Volume Two by Denise Hurt

“Railway platform Announcements Volume One” by Bing Bong

“Railway platform announcements Volume Two” by Mina Gap

“Promiscuity” by Zena Lottacocks

“Honest Gravedigging” by Colin Aspadeaspade.

“Film acting and Carpentry” by Sean Beam

“Running for a bus with large breasts” by Bob Inupandoon

“Self Harming” by Pastor Razor

“What Truck?” by Lori Cummin

“Chinese Farting” by Blake Innwind

“Cowboy quotes by cockneys” by Rufus Lekin

“Knowing it All”  by Ben There & Dan Nat

“Getting the best from your T break” by Duncan Abikki

“Sheep dipping” by Duncan Maflock

“Oral sex” by Gavin Beejays

“What to put on your burger” by Evian Theonions

“Crap Politicians” by Millie Band

“To hell with generosity” by Titus Fukk

“Abstract Concepts” by Cyril Izzm

“Long Walk” by Miss Derbuss

“Dogturds on Mountain Edges” by Cliff Richard

“What would Cheeses do?” by Bjorn Agin & Red Leicester, edited by Blue Vein & Derry lea. Forward by Holly Mackerel & Trinity Crapp. Contributors. Di Siple, Rev Mamoped, Sam Aritan, Jez Abell, Omar Gawd, Honour YaMuvva, Simon Onnamount, Aaron Manobb, Jonah Feckoff. Salome Sandwich, Jacob Screamcrackers, Lucy Furr, Faye Rowe, Bibby Lonn, Beth Lehem, Damas Cuss, Jerry Uselem, Evian Smissinganangel and Sally Anne. Credits by: That cunt Aled Jones and Alison Lurned



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