This week: T-Shirt Ideas

“The Private Sector is for Wimps”

“Promote Natural Childbirth. Hold onto a Tree.”

“Burn more fat. Cremate Sumo Wrestlers.”

“Viagra stops me rolling out of bed.”

“Do my eyes look OK? You should see them from this side!”

“Mental patients Rock – (sometimes).”

“Don’t gain weight in the wrong places. Choose a more fashionable restaurant.”

“Anorexics with yeast infections look fatter.”

“Make Poverty History” Find a Drive-In soup kitchen.”

“Substance Abuse Expert – Please form a disorderly queue.”

“Trust me… I’m a Doctor..You have only two weeks to live..lets hope they are in August.”

“Trust me…I’m a Doctor. Maybe that’s just a little rash.”

“I’m a Doctor. I’m set up for life! .. As long as I die on Tuesday”

“I’m a Plastic surgeon who loves Picasso”

“I’m a GP’s wife. Did you bring the apple?”

“My arm is not broken I just wank too much.”

“Viagra..Reach out and touch someone”

“I think sheep ask for it.”

see also Dr Farquar-Smith on: