Well, she's a hundred years old and she works in the Rovers Return
She knows how to mug and she knows how to gurn, a ha ha
She serves me Newton & Ridley, she gives me hotpot a ha ha

She takes the moral high ground and she tuts and she frowns a ha ha
I can't remember a time when she had a plotline a ha ha
I expect on the quiet she's really a riot a ha ha

Na na na na na na na
Come out from behind the bar
Betty Turpin - Betty Driver

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