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A Caledonian celebration.
FIFERS ROCK
Yeh, you've been to Glenrothes, right?
That's where they make Fifers rock
They've got hippopottomi
It's called Fifers rock
They're carved from the pain of the new town insane
But nobody knows the sculptor's name
He must've been on mescaline
Oh, it's not hard to swallowYou sculptor man, you're free with your chisel
When you make Fifers rock
But watch you don't schnizzel your bizzel
When you make Fifers rock
'Cause a genuine sculptor takes off his clothes
And he can make a hippo in a thousand go's
And he could probably knock up a stone crow or a swallowYeh, you've been to Glenrothes, right?
That's where they make Fifers rock
They've got hippopottomi
It's called Fifers rock
They're carved from the pain of the new town insane
But nobody knows the sculptor's name
He must've been on mescaline
Oh, it's not hard to swallow