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Whyte & Mackay

Rising up out of my seat
Wish I didn't need the toilet
Had one bottle, now I can't feel my feet
And I'm sure that I'm going cross-eyed

Too many times, I drink it too fast
To wash down my tandoori
And the label says it's just 5%
But I'm sure that it's more like 95

I've had a Tiger and a curry tonight
With some rice and a couple of pakora
And the last I remember I was feeling alright
I was totally fine before I had a Tiger

In the bogs, face on the seat
Feeling rough, chucking curry
Now my friends think I can't hold my drink
But I'll blame it all on a bad pint

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