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NEWS published 12.02am

PEOPLE POOR SHOCK
Lack of money blamed


It has been discovered that there are loads of poor people all over the place.

The shock news came as government ministers and advisers were preparing for their daily slap-up twelve course banquet at the House of Commons.

A spokesperson for the Department of Cash said, 'The government has never denied that there is a tiny minority of citizens in this wunnerful country of ours who may, on occasion, be slightly financially challenged.

'The blame for this clearly lies with the governor of the Bank of England who should of course be handing out great wads of moola to the masses. Now go away and let me enjoy my broiled swan.'

 

 

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