Well, I was sitting in my baffies
Sucking on a jaffa cake
When, on telly, came Gadaffi
Talking about JFK

Gadaffi goes to New York
Boy, that man can talk, talk, talk

There was a diplomatic hiccup
When he tried to put his tent up,
Donald Trump let him off,
That's funny cos John Simpson says the man can pump, pump, pump

Gadaffi goes to New York
Boy, that man can talk, talk, talk

He looks like Keith Richards on plastic surgery
You make your bed, you lie in it,
But the Bedouin is free

The United Nations, they did not know what to do
He rambled on about the military manufacturing swine flu