THE BALLAD OF LULU REED AND TWIGGY POP
Lulu and Twiggy rebranded
to Lulu Reed and Twiggy Pop
Now they have really expanded
They've opened a new sandwich shop
Lulu Reed, she said to Twiggy
What's Bowie doing these days?
Maybe we could recruit Ziggy
To help with the mayonnaise
All hail to Lulu and Twiggy
They've revolutionised the sandwich industry
Their fillings are really delicious
They've married cucumber with Snickers
A finger of fudge with banana
And a hint of a model's French knickers
They've drizzled their pancakes with cummin
They've sauted their Mars Bars in jus
You can order a snowball in Hellmans
And wash it down with Irn Bru
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