Nae Luck Everybody
Did you place an order with Farepak this year?
Did you switch from Scottish Gas as well? Oh dear
Tell the Royal Bank of Scotland
to take a fucking hike?
Did you think Diana was harpooned from a bike?
So here it is merry Christmas you've just run out of luck
You and your decision making skills are all to fuck
Are you waiting for the hamper to arrive
Did you bet on Hearts to set the league alight?
Did your granny always tell you
That you always dissapoint
Did you ever think she might just have a point?
What will your daddy do when he sees your mama kissin' Sara Cox?
Do you say cheer up when others are depressed?
Are you hoping OJ Simpson will confess?
Do you ride on through your life on
an optimistic sleigh
Do you still believe Paul Hartley isn't gay?
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