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DAVIE O'HARA
by Queasy
(Haddow/Renton/Taylor)

Young folks would sing, "my life is shite"
In Canons' Gait, on Thursday nights
And every line of glittering woe
I heard it mixed by Davie O
Davie O

A Germ'ny tap, a cap of Arse(nal)
Like Phil Spector flung doon fae Mars
Behind the sounddesk, where he's stuck
He'll add reverb so you don't suck
Davie O

He canny stand the background noise
Works wonders over girls and boys
Who just don't know and just don't care
And just complain about the glare
He has the patience of a monk
The beer he drinks looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)

All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Big Jim's his guru
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Happy birthday to you

He always looks like he's just run
The fucking London marathon
And everything he claims to know
He got it all from bad techno

He seems to like Romanian folk
When he says "soundcheck" it's a joke
He plays a mean Spanish guitar
But willny sing a single bar
He has the patience of a monk
The beer he drinks looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)

All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Big Jim's his guru
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Someone still loves you

He is the man who did produce
Whyte and Mackay and their odes tae juice
And Spamborskee would never have made
Number one without our Dave

So don't you ever leave old friend
For OOTB's sound on you depends
You won't grow hair like him or I
Your beard would make a grown man cry
You have the patience of a monk
The beer you drink looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)

All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Davie O'Hara
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Happy birthday to you

 

Previously

My Beautiful Ninja
Her Lips Were Made to Kiss Megaphones
Where I Live
666 Great Junction Street
Joss
Hard Shoulder
Merciless Eyebrows
Sanity is not Statistical
Gie's Yer Jaiket
Middle-Management
I Fought the War (And the War Won)
Dead Cowboy
Carolyn Yes
Chris's House
Hungover and Out
Match Steward
Inscrutable Coupon
The Day We Went To See They Might Be Giants
Michael Cade
Orang Utan
Jesus Hates Me
The Leith Police Dismisseth Us
The Butcher
Zoo Suits
Beyoncé is my Fiancée
That's George Galloway, Son
Of Mince and Men
(Do the) Leith Walk
Bute House Sycophants
Wetherspoons Nights
The Rainbow Song
The Bar is High
WTFAYBOA
Pink Floyd Are Shit
Lost in Franz Ferdinand
Zoinks! A Tenner
Central Belt Blues
Dead Funny
God in a Box
There Was A Rock Critic
Rowche Rumble
Bingo Master's Breakout
Touch Sensitive
Kurt Cobana
Delete As Applicable
When Not To Talk
Panto
Radio Reckless
300 Words
Ad Lib
Don't Involve Yourself
The Sound of Music Falling Apart
Itchy Feet
Rainy Friday
Kill Together
The Plagiarist
It's a Long Way Back to Beethoven
Who Takes The Blame
Please Pass The Milk
I Hear The Wind Blow
When It Wants
Mysterious Whisper
The Guy Who Hit Me In The Eye
New Friend
Heimlich Manoeuvres in the Dark
The Frosty Snowman
Hey! Student
Cindy Tells Edinburgh Man
The Littlest Rebel
Living Too Late
Jawbone and the Air Rifle
Do Not Drink The Tennents
Everything Is Catching On Fire
Rock JD
I Don't Understand You
Darkened Corridors
King of the Swingers
Fuck This Shit
Wherever's the Fuckin' Taxi, Cunt?
Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Heaven
Flesh Number One (Beatle Dennis)
Listening To The Higsons
Bannockburning
Stipetoe In The Rain
Daz For Dania
Mouldy Old D'Oh
Lady McCartney
Tangled Up In Blue
99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
There She Goes
Lashed Christmas
O.C. Clause
Nae Luck Everybody
Parly and Happy
Scary Burd
Love Thy Violence
Elected
The First Minister's Dressing Gown
Damaged Red Goods
Thick Cunt


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