DAVIE O'HARA
by Queasy
(Haddow/Renton/Taylor)
Young folks would sing, "my life is shite"
In Canons' Gait, on Thursday nights
And every line of glittering woe
I heard it mixed by Davie O
Davie O
A Germ'ny tap, a cap of Arse(nal)
Like Phil Spector flung doon fae Mars
Behind the sounddesk, where he's stuck
He'll add reverb so you don't suck
Davie O
He canny stand the background noise
Works wonders over girls and boys
Who just don't know and just don't care
And just complain about the glare
He has the patience of a monk
The beer he drinks looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Big Jim's his guru
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Happy birthday to you
He always looks like he's just run
The fucking London marathon
And everything he claims to know
He got it all from bad techno
He seems to like Romanian folk
When he says "soundcheck" it's a joke
He plays a mean Spanish guitar
But willny sing a single bar
He has the patience of a monk
The beer he drinks looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Big Jim's his guru
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Someone still loves you
He is the man who did produce
Whyte and Mackay and their odes tae juice
And Spamborskee would never have made
Number one without our Dave
So don't you ever leave old friend
For OOTB's sound on you depends
You won't grow hair like him or I
Your beard would make a grown man cry
You have the patience of a monk
The beer you drink looks just like spunk
Davie O (Hoegaarden)
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Technical guru
Davie O'Hara
All we hear is Davie O'Hara
Bill's like his grandpa
Davie O'Hara
Davie O what's new
Davie O
Happy birthday to you
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