What could be scarier than catching malaria?
She's been acting rashly since she got rid of Ashley
People say she's brave and a real game bird
But how many ways can you polish a turd?
The situation we're monitoring
She's violently vomiting
She's got an irritating bowel
He's called Simon Cowell
Google her upon the web
Go ahead and surf it
Do you like hair products?
Because she's worth it
She's the judge the public love
We gloss over her misdemeanours
We've forgotten and forgiven her
That time that she lamped that cleaner
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