MUSIC
SOUTHERNESS IS PAINLESS
(Mackay)
I'll be your one-eyed idiot from Scotland
If you'll be my ugly bastard from the South
You make Quasimodo look like George Clooney
How do you like that one, motormouth?
It doesn't bother you to be racist or smug
After all, that's what you're on the planet for
I'll be your one-eyed idiot from Scotland
You'll be my self-satisfied English bore
I'll slash your tyres, put your taxes up and make you drink oil
I've crashed the country, now I'll crash your car
Oh Carol, you are such a prat
But then, so was your mother,
So no change there, then.
You hurt me
When you said golliwog
Take a tip from your brother
And go and get lost
Carol, you will always be a Thatcher
No-one can help that
Your mum was a milk snatcher
And an old bat
A stupid old bat
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