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HUGHIE GREEN'S MY DAD
(Mackay)
Hughie Green, he's obscene
And he had a lot of affairs
But what everyone wants to know is
Did he fuck Pam Ayers?
The answer is yes
Hughie Green's my dad
No wonder I feel bad
Pam Ayers is my mum
I'm a suicide waiting to happen
Paula Yates masturbates
Furiously up in heaven
What she doesn't appreciate is
Hughie left me with 57 step brothers
And 135 and a half step mothers
I mean this most sincerely folks
These are not just really bad jokes
...well, they are
Hughie also had the pox
That's why he thought up Opportunity Knocks
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