MUSIC
KERRY KATONA
(Mackay/Ramones)
Sweet sweet Kerry Katona
She tried to be a blood donor
But they had to refuse her
So she snuck down the boozer
It's a shame, you must understand
Mum's gone to Iceland
But their economy's gone up the spout
When Kerry starts drinking there's a national drought
Oooooh Kerry Katona
Oooooh When you try to phone her
Her answering machine says
'You're my besht mate you are. Unlessh you're Philip Schofield. Leave
a messhage after the hic...'
(inspired by this news story)
(from
the album SW1)
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